(Singing off key: These are my confessions…. (if you know me then you know I am a HUGE Usher fan) So confession I am not going to sugar coat it … I stink. When I eat beans (any kind of beans) I get a gas that is seriously disturbing. I mean by stomach and under region becomes a old car with backfire and that's me seriously putting it nicely.
This started about the time I turned 35 when I changed my diet and started eating better. I have always loved beans and they had never been a issue like ever. I had this issue sometimes with onions but never with beans. Then it happened….. One night I made my amazing turkey chili and if you know anything about me I absolutely love chili with a ton of beans. So I have like two bowls of chili. I clean up the kitchen and get me and my daughter ready for bed.
This particular night she is begging to sleep with me and by this time I tell her I am not sure cause my stomach is upset. She of course being the only child was like I don't care and I give in. She is laying with me and it starts. My stomach bubbles it builds up hurting my stomach and then I let out the loudest noise I have ever heard. My daughter looks at me tells me I stink and goes back to sleep after spraying me with Lysol. But the problem is it continues. By this time my daughter is sleep. But its getting worse finally I let out another loud one. This time my daughter wakes up crying and leaves saying I stink that she could not breathe. She slams the door then screams “Its in the hallway!” she slams her door and goes back to sleep. I on the other hand had to get the Lysol and open a window to say I didn't sleep well would be an understatement.
It was then I realized that I needed a solution to this issue and instantly my mind went Beano. I had seen their commercials and was praying that once I got some it would solve my issue. The next day still having gas I went to the Walmart and bought some Beano. After about 30 minutes the gas was gone. I now keep Beano stocked in my home at all times. Never again will my family have to deal with my horrible gas thanks to Beano. I take Beano cause I like beans but beans don't love me.
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